As you should know, the world didn't end on Mother's Day. The explanation is obvious. So many people were in the Grand Canyon, or a ditch it had the reverse effect so we are all SAFE! However, we must be prepared for next year. Remember be safe, you MUST be in the grand canyon or a at least 2 ft. ditch standing on your head, eating twinkies. Warn your friends and family that the world will end and they must be safe. If they don't believe you, you can say 'better safe than sorry'. If all else fails, safe your pets and twinkies. You can also pray to Notnerb to save people (or pets) you care about. So instead of doing whatever you do on Sundays, I suggest you go to the Grand Canyon and you know, NOT DIE! (Just a suggestion but if you want to die, that's up to you.)
