As you know, our overlordish dude guy is Notnerb. If you are a canyonist, you must pray to him everyday! To pray, properly, you must be standing on your head, and eating twinkies, which are the sacred food. (This twinkie WILL NOT count as you daily twinkie.) Also, all miracles, no matter how small, are from Notnerb, so praying may take a while, as you have to pray for every miracle. If you don't, Notnerb will be very strict about taking away the miracle, so be carful to pray for the miracle of life of you, and everyone around you! If you pray you will be rewarded with either frequent flyer miles, cool things, or weight loss. So pray away! Notnerb is NOT an alien. Aliens did help make the Grand Canyon, but Notnerb is not one of them. (Do your research, nimrod!) He is also not a motorcyclist!
